TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His nipple licking is glorious
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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