so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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