But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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