Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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