The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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