The best revenge is premature balding
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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