oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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