i was rollin on her like bob the builder
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Randomize
