What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Randomize
