My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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