Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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