I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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