i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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