U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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