he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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