Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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