how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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