i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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