You really coming over, don't trick.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I am available for nakedness
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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