I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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