BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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