i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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