PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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