there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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