dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What a dumb baby whore.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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