you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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