My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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