apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize