that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
These tits shall not be calmed
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