THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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