Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i out mim tonsoeep
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