i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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