haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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