Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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