guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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