shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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