Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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