I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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