Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
that may or may not have been my penis.
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