He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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