I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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