Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it was like eating out sand paper
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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