is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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