u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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