let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
They have beer where we have blood.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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