So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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