Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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