Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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