I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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