If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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