being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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