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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.

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Sounds like someone had a happy valentine's day

Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 15, 11 at 9:39am

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Dear Sweet Baby Jesus: please send me a boyfriend who would be into this. That is all. Amen.

Submitted by ScarletFever on Feb 15, 11 at 12:43pm

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- scarletfever if youre a chick i will volunteer
  
  Submitted by yfz501 on Feb 15, 11 at 6:40pm
  
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- The man world loves you!
  
  Submitted by Sdoggy on Mar 2, 11 at 9:32pm
  
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true. you get the same effect from repeated vomiting, too.

Submitted by blueskye on Feb 15, 11 at 9:27am

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Ah yes, good ol' P90SEX!!!  that  is supposed to be crazy!!! Sounds like a good night! 

Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:50am

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- Oh dear god Yes. \nhahahaha\nNow i'll have to get my boyfriend into this.\nHe'll appreciate the P90Sex.
  
  Submitted by HelloNightmares on Feb 15, 11 at 11:14pm
  
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- BWAHAHAHA.... P90SEX.... love that!
  
  Submitted by janesaysno on Feb 16, 11 at 12:16am
  
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I'd love to know if this was a chick or a dude... either way, I wanna try it?

Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Feb 15, 11 at 10:06am

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I'm gonna cum on your face, legonut

Submitted by niggermidget on Feb 15, 11 at 9:55am

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Legonut you twatcannon!!

Submitted by fairamar on Feb 15, 11 at 1:04pm

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- TWATCANNON!!!!hahahahaha that word is definately going into my vocabulary
  
  Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 15, 11 at 2:02pm
  
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... Wow... Just wow...

Submitted by lostinadream on Feb 15, 11 at 9:32am

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Where can I sigh up for this exercise class?

Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 15, 11 at 12:09pm

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I NEED to try this.

Submitted by AwesomeAsFcuk on Feb 15, 11 at 9:07pm

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Sex*

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 11 at 11:14am

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Theres nothing wrong with changing things up sometimes.... Sounds interesting. \n@ legonut4.... Wth is wrong with u? How can something that feels so good on your lips, be so disgusting?

Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 15, 11 at 12:30pm

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GF loves being tied up and having a thick dildo in her vag and a Hitachi wand vibrator bound against her clit- insane!! Highly recommended.

Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 16, 11 at 10:04am

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9:437 has clearly never had sec

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 11 at 11:14am

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Mmm, yum. Too bad there's not too many guys out there who would like to do this!

Submitted by redqu33n on Feb 15, 11 at 8:36pm

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- what are you ahmish? you cant throw a rock with out hitting a guy who would LOVE to let you do this, even after you beaned him in the head with a rock., and right after, he will probably ask your ring size
  
  Submitted by chleb on Mar 17, 11 at 3:31am
  
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i hate you, LITERALLY HATE YOU right now

Submitted by chleb on Mar 17, 11 at 3:28am

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What the fuck lol

Submitted by booty2010 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:23am

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Text mee!

Submitted by smittyboy17 on Feb 16, 11 at 12:59am

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Um, yeah, that is a workout I would like to try ;-)

Submitted by janesaysno on Feb 16, 11 at 12:13am

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Legonut, come here, let me punch you. I'm a girl and I'm sure I'd beat you up.

Submitted by IDCCR7 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:10pm

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if only a guy would be into this!

Submitted by alexgurl12 on Feb 26, 11 at 10:43am

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- Dude, I can't think of a lot of guys that wouldn't be into some sport sex, and even if they aren't I imagine they wouldn't be very hard to convince, I know I wouldn't.
  
  Submitted by DuhBatman357 on Nov 1, 11 at 10:07pm
  
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Ditto, but after an hour and a half your back will hurt like a bitch

Submitted by blargmeansno on Feb 15, 11 at 4:46pm

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17th!!

Submitted by bankdis on Feb 15, 11 at 9:22am

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*ahem* Any girl in the pgh area looking for a guy to help her with this, my email is my username @gmail.com :-)

Submitted by cannabislecter on Feb 18, 11 at 2:23pm

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seen this one already

Submitted by cardinalfan13 on Aug 1, 11 at 2:06am

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It's hard to find guys that are into this :(

Submitted by hinere on Mar 15, 13 at 5:22am

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my ex-wife enjoyed that. road trips with silver bullet duct tapped to vag and in anus...

Submitted by CallmeBigPapa on Feb 15, 11 at 3:11pm

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Anyone who says this us a good night is dumb. Cum is disgusting!!!

Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:37am

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- That's not what your mom said.
  
  Submitted by 420doe on Feb 15, 11 at 10:25am
  
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- i'm pretty sure you're lost, the playground is over there...
  
  Submitted by theshortgirl0912 on Feb 15, 11 at 2:11pm
  
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- Hey fucknut, she is talking about getting off repeatedly, not gargling in a cum fountain.
  
  Submitted by 1n1_4now on Feb 15, 11 at 6:52pm
  
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- If this is an adult pretending to be a preteen Christian to piss everyone off, bravo
  
  Submitted by JarethCutestory on Feb 15, 11 at 11:20pm
  
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- Legonut you're just saying that because you're into cum.
  
  Submitted by wickit on Feb 16, 11 at 6:44pm
  
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- Cum is delicious.
  
  Submitted by phyona on Feb 18, 11 at 1:20pm
  
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  - i love you
    
    Submitted by chleb on Mar 17, 11 at 3:32am
    
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Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 15, 11 at 9:39am

Submitted by ScarletFever on Feb 15, 11 at 12:43pm

Submitted by yfz501 on Feb 15, 11 at 6:40pm

Submitted by Sdoggy on Mar 2, 11 at 9:32pm

Submitted by blueskye on Feb 15, 11 at 9:27am

Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:50am

Submitted by HelloNightmares on Feb 15, 11 at 11:14pm

Submitted by janesaysno on Feb 16, 11 at 12:16am

Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Feb 15, 11 at 10:06am

Submitted by niggermidget on Feb 15, 11 at 9:55am

Submitted by fairamar on Feb 15, 11 at 1:04pm

Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 15, 11 at 2:02pm

Submitted by lostinadream on Feb 15, 11 at 9:32am

Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 15, 11 at 12:09pm

Submitted by AwesomeAsFcuk on Feb 15, 11 at 9:07pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 11 at 11:14am

Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 15, 11 at 12:30pm

Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 16, 11 at 10:04am

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 11 at 11:14am

Submitted by redqu33n on Feb 15, 11 at 8:36pm

Submitted by chleb on Mar 17, 11 at 3:31am

Submitted by chleb on Mar 17, 11 at 3:28am

Submitted by booty2010 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:23am

Submitted by smittyboy17 on Feb 16, 11 at 12:59am

Submitted by janesaysno on Feb 16, 11 at 12:13am

Submitted by IDCCR7 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:10pm

Submitted by alexgurl12 on Feb 26, 11 at 10:43am

Submitted by DuhBatman357 on Nov 1, 11 at 10:07pm

Submitted by blargmeansno on Feb 15, 11 at 4:46pm

Submitted by bankdis on Feb 15, 11 at 9:22am

Submitted by cannabislecter on Feb 18, 11 at 2:23pm

Submitted by cardinalfan13 on Aug 1, 11 at 2:06am

Submitted by hinere on Mar 15, 13 at 5:22am

Submitted by CallmeBigPapa on Feb 15, 11 at 3:11pm

Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:37am

Submitted by 420doe on Feb 15, 11 at 10:25am

Submitted by theshortgirl0912 on Feb 15, 11 at 2:11pm

Submitted by 1n1_4now on Feb 15, 11 at 6:52pm

Submitted by JarethCutestory on Feb 15, 11 at 11:20pm

Submitted by wickit on Feb 16, 11 at 6:44pm

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Submitted by chleb on Mar 17, 11 at 3:32am

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