I wish i was in the wii world.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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