my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm always down for nudity.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
