But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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