i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
