What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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