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  I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"

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• Unless she knows her mythology in that Thor's Hammer got fucked up during the forging and ended up with a handle WAY shorter than would be considered normal....

  Submitted by Skittlehunter on Sep 1, 11 at 12:32pm

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• @Skittle: it's not the length of the handle, but the enormous power the head possesses. Lol

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 1, 11 at 12:36pm

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  • thats what ppl with small dicks say

    Submitted by lube104 on Sep 7, 11 at 10:06pm

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• Hjolnir

  Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Sep 1, 11 at 5:38pm

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• Hey girl, want my-jolnir inside you?

  Submitted by Akdros on Sep 2, 11 at 12:34am

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• More like stubby little mallet

  Submitted by captainoaks on Sep 1, 11 at 4:51pm

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• did they just compare a guys cock to a bad movie?

  Submitted by phrozenstare on Sep 1, 11 at 4:17pm

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  • Believe it or not thor has been around since before somebody bought movie rights to it

    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Sep 1, 11 at 10:03pm

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• I can relate to this and I am in QLD.

  Submitted by Thor2DaCore on Sep 1, 11 at 10:31am

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  • Wtf is qld

    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Sep 1, 11 at 2:44pm

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    • Queensland, state of Australia, that triangley bit at the top. Australia is that big chunk of land south of china between Africa and South America

      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 1, 11 at 10:57pm

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