She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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