doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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